Apart from being a publishing house, Oytcho Visha is a quasi-political party, motivated chiefly by bringing down New Zealand government. The crux of the matter is that we don't love the way our country is being ruled.
We have a broad spectrum of policies which consists of supporting punks and goths in the inner cities through to making connections to the forlorn rural sectors fighting for their survival and gesundheit (health). Farmers do not have ready access to facilities such as medical centres like city people do.
Rural mental health matters as much as vodka and its revolutionary princples to stop you feeling blue.
Grief chartered for the meadows is unassimilable to our cause.
If we were to make a slogan we would use “Make New Zealand Pristine Again". But previous successive governments have spoilt out country so much and given us a bad repuation so that we can cannot use this slogan.
New Zealand culture has long ago been destroyed, mainly due to the impact of immigration we have become endowed with teasingly in our honour.
We aim to give doctors more powers in prescribing drugs such as benzodiazepines and amphetamines for people showing signs of severe depression, stress and anxiety associated with the decline of culture.
Other policies include:
Cancellation of daylight savings.
Scrapping the excessive tax on cigarettes.
Making it illegal for property developers to sub-divide sections.
(Our cities are getting cramped enough already)
Planting trees around New Zealand’s water ways.
Encourage farmers to plant trees as shelter for their animals.
GST on buying trees and plants in both urban and rural areas will be axed.
(Trees make poorer urban areas look more beautiful)
Cancel the bureaucratic position of the Minister of sports.
(We have zilch interest in sports.)
Workmen won’t need to wear hi-vis fluorescent vests anymore.
A banning of phone sales people (they are very irritating).
Play Tango with Donald Trump.
(Get Americans more interested in New Zealand politics).
Nightshift workers won't have to pay tax
(Nightshift reduces your lifespan slightly, thus early reimbursement is essential.)